I used to believe bris was pronounced brisk.
So when it was Passover and my mother said, "I'm making brisk for Passover. . . . " YOu can imagine what happened.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- i used to believe that 'island' was pronounced 'is-land' instead. I know im not alone on that one! :)
— Da KornMeal - I used to think that New York was pronounced "Yew Nork"Anon
- when i was little i used to think bumble bee was actually pronounced bumbow bee— cathy
- I used to believe that L-M-N-O-P was 1 letter, pronounced elemenopeeAnon