When I was very young I used to love sardine sandwiches until an aunt was so kind as to inform me that they had bums.
A childhood belief about nasty food
others believed things like this
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon