I used to think that the testicles were the center of the nervous system in males, and thats why it hurt so bad to get hit there. I thought itthey were just big balls of nerves.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I thought that all cats were the females, and that the dogs were the males.— opps guess not
- When i was little, i thought that when i grew up i could only have two kids because i only had two testicles.— nick
- I thought you were supposed to drive down the center of the road.— Cassiopeia