I used to believe that human beings were human "beans", and it was just a stroke of luck that one was born a human bean rather than a regular bean. I used to think that mexican jumping beans (before I heard there was an insect inside them) were sort of a "missing link" betweeen regular beans and "human beans".
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.— Danielle
- i used to believe that the voices in my head are actual human beings.Anon
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey