Once, we were driving through a group of greenies obstructing traffic in protest.. I looked up at them in awe and decided then and there that that's what I wanted to be. I tried to think of what those funny smelly people with painted signs were called, and a moment later hastened to tell Mum my heart's desire was to be a 'prostitute'
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to see "End Road Work" signs, and thought they were a sort of protest.— Sebastian
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- My cousin used to think that a group of nine singers was called a "niner".Anon
- when i was little, i thought that a con artist was a person that painted pictures of people commiting crimes— kimkim
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary