In nursery school I was taught a song, a part of which mentioned making tea for your parents after they came back home from work. At that time I didn't know what tea was, saw I imagined having to serve my parents huge chunks of meat.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school. — Max
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- When I was 6 I used to believe my parents were watching me at school on TV. It explained a lot at the time!— opinionata
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - I used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanutbutter were actually bonesAnon