I always thought in order to have a baby you had to lick a girl's vagina. Then I found the truth. Things made a lot more sense.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a cow-lick meant that a cow had licked you when you were a baby.— Lindsay
- when i was 2 or 3 believed that i had lots of animals in my tummy it made sense my mum had baby in hers.— kjc
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- When I will little I used to believe that when you got married, you signed a contract to order a baby! LOL— Kriatina
- When i was 5, i thought that you could lick your elbow....Anon
- I used to think that in order to have a baby two people needed to kiss for 15 minutes with taking a breath. Anon