One day I went to the zoo with my parents and we stopped by the petting zoo to see the pigs. I soon got severly confused and pointed out that those larger pigs had eggs on there stomachs. ( They were male) They didn't correct this mistake so for a while i figured that pigs laid eggs that grew on their butts and fell off when they were "ripe".
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- when i was about three i suddenly realized where bacon comes from....from unborn pigs eggs of course— planetnewbs
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- sheep were wooly pigs— CJ
- I believed that pigs could actually fly. I'm 13 and found out this year that they can't.— Boy I'm Blonde