When I was little I thought the song Venus said "I'm the penis you're the vagina... Its your desire." I thought it was a nasty song and felt bad dancing to it. I never understood how it was ok to like it. I didn't know the real words until I was 19 or so. Eeeek!
P.S. I thought Madona was always singing about me and knew who I was.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - I thought venus fly traps are from the planet Venus— Ted Snow
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon