When I was four I was into doing "rain dances" which were just a lot of jumping around and yelling. One day I put my turkey feather Indian headdress on and ran through the house whooping and shouting until I got really tired. The next day we had a massive rainstorm that caused flooding in a lot of low-lying areas around town. For the next six months I hid every time I saw a police officer because I was positive they knew I caused that flood and they were coming to get me!
A childhood belief about weather
others believed things like this
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon
- I used to believe fog was caused by cows smoking cigars. How could mom be lying?!— La Duchesse
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I used to believe that house fires were caused by foolish people who put paper on the stove.— C.C.