as a kid i was convinced, since i'm not jewish, that "bris" and "brie" were the smae thing. so when i was five i saw my 2 year old cousin reaching out for a piece of brie on a cheese tray, so i yelled, "mom! let's give henry a bris!"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- I used to think Henry the 8th was Henry the ape because he was big and hairy— Brooke
- I thought Spongebob Squarepants was a piece of Swiss cheese.— Melanie
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori
- I grew up Jewish. Until I was about 10, I believed that everyone who wasn't Jewish was Catholic.— Philm35
- I use to believe that it was Henry the Ape and not Henry the 8th— Candice