When two of my brothers were younger they insisted "Two turned tables and a microphone" was actually "Ding dong diddles and a microphone"
I always knew they weren't too bright.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I believed that times tables in maths were kids sitting at tables staring at clocks!Anon
- I once knew a girl who used to believe that the sun was actaully a really bright gold fish very high up.— meow
- When I was younger, about seven, I used to think that cars bent when they turned! :)— Brittany Serell
- Before I knew about death, I used to think people turned back into babies again after they got old. Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- I thought the white circles you see when looking at a bright window were what atoms of air look like.— H.