I used to think a bastard oughta be a kind of bird. Sort of like a buzzard.
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- i used to think oral sex was talking like,oh i want you and stuff of that sort......kind of like talking "sex"— merrissa
- until the age of 6 i didnt know bird had feet.Anon
- i used to believe if a cat ate a bird the cat would eventually GROW WINGS!— nightmare
- I once for some reason thought a Mantis was a bird, instead of a bug...— Laurie J.
- I thought birds grew from bird seed. — Jen
- My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.— Tom