I remember that I used to think that all penis's were the same size until I saw my stepdads' goods when I accidentally walked in on him getting out of the shower! I was horrified by the site and thought surely this hurt my mom terribly. So every time I heard noises from their room I would cry and cry thinking he was hurting her. Now I know the truth!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I heard noises from my parents room at night, they were praying. — Jugabamos
- I used to think that if you go into a shower nothing can hurt you because you're protected by water — Foxxip
- When I was 6 I truly thought that if something was £50 and you gave them £30 you got the goods AND £20 changeAnon
- I used to believe in ghosts because I always heard noises comming from the cellar.— Sabrina
- I used to think all money paid for goods at shops went to charity.— Tim
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon