My son believed for the longest time that the doctor put my daughter in my tummy when I was pregnant. He went around telling everyone that her dad was the doctor, not my husband
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber
- When I was little, I believed that a girl could get pregnant by loving her husband and kissing him.— Ryne
- I thought that a woman got pregnant kind of like catching a cold, by being around her husband for a long time.— No Name
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
I used to believe a man and a woman needed a doctor to put their parts together when they did it.— Phil