My grandson is 5 yrs.old, he likes to run around naked after his bath to be chased and caught. I convinced him there is a pecker ferry. If he didn't cover up or put on underware right away i would call the pecker ferry to come and pull it off. It works great!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My great-grandfather firmly believed, and had me convinced, that SPAM was mouse meat. — texasblue
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------
- I used to think that if you take the plug out of the bath it will suck you into the bath— awesome kid
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela