I always used to think that in the song "you sexy thing" by Hot Chocolate, the opening words were 'I believe in Michael' instead of the real words which are 'I believe in miracles' crazy I know.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.— Bilz
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- My dad thought the song "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I Believe in Milkos" hahah he's 52!!! — GrK GdEsS
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon