I believed going in front the church meant I was going to be married. Thus, when my mom brought our whole family up to light the advent wreath, I screamed, "I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED" and ran off.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- That the white stuff coming out of aeroplanes meant that someone on the plane had just got married.Anon
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- When I was younger, I believed that Priests could get married, but only to Nuns— MJF
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty