Once, when I was about six, my aunt got dressed up to go out. She asked my opinion about how she looked. I thought she looked good, and so I told her, "You look like a slut." Apparently my family let me watch too much of the television show "Married with Children" where there are tons of pretty girls commonly referred to as sluts.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- Sometimes God looked like Rafi, the children's singer, and sometimes like Ella Fitzgerald.— Annie
- Good looked exactly like George Washington.
I have no idea where I got this.— Leen - My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- I thought a "slut" was someone who would intentionally bother you.Anon
- I thought that Ted Bundy was a character on "Married With Children."— Patrick