i used to think that the michael jackson song, billie jean, that the chorus was
billie jean is not my lover
shes just a gal dat says that i am da 1
but the king is not my son
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana