My grandfather and grandmother owned a daschund sausage dog. When we used to visit, I would sit and hear stories before my parents woke up. By the time I was eight, I believed that this dog had opened the bowling for England in the ashes, caught and bowled Bradman, been parachuted into Germany, stealing the plans that lead to D-day and biting Hitler, and had finally swam the channel home.Until I got back to school and boasted to friends. I look forward to having grand-children of my own.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- Since he had fought in WWII, I naturally assumed my grandfather had killed Hitler himself.Anon
- when I was a kid I used to believe that the sausage factory used children— lucas
- I used to believe that England was shaped like a Sewing Machine Box, Germany was a Smiling Sun. Anon
- I used to believe that the cows owned by my grandfather slept lying on the ground like a human at night.— Eric
- i believed that little men sat in the back of vending machines and pushed the sweets forward.— rachael
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf