My ickle sister used to sing karma chameleon like this ' coma, coma, coma, coma, coma to me leanne' coz leanne is her name lol.
and the bit that goes 'i'm a man, without conviction, she would make us all laugh by singing her version which was 'i'm a man, ain't got no knicks on'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was a kid, i used to believe i was actually a king who was in a coma dreaming about being a kid.— r
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill