once when i was 5 i went to the bathroom i never knew what condomes where my big brother said go buy a condome +(we where im a wash room so i went to the condome machine and i got one and i thoght it was a baloon so i was just about to put it in my mouth but my mum stopped me
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- i used to beleive that a comdom machine would stop you getting pregnant. Not the condoms. the actual machine.— Mr scared-of-swimming-pool-changing-rooms.
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - i thoght my blood was made of kechup— alyssa
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- my brother stopped me sucking my thumb by telling me the scissor man would come and cut it off
he was evilAnon