I used to think the lyrics to "Alive And Kicking" by Simple Minds, went "I like the kinky...the kinky of your luvin'"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - i used to believe peeps with curly hair had a 3rd ear wich they can read peep's mindsAnon
- i found out that the people on tv were alive when i was eight.— mursem
- I used to believe my barbies came alive at night, so I would always try to catch them in the act.Anon
- I used to believe that cars were alive and their headlights were eyes.— Wiley
- i used to beleive that my toys came alive when i went asleepAnon