When I was 5 my sister told me that if you farted a fairy would appear and grant you 3 wishes. I wished for more farts lol
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i used to think that i would become a fairy if i just wished hard enough!!!LOLAnon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger
- When I was little and farted in bed my mum told me to "take big sniffs - it will soon go away" yuk.Anon
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy