When i was younger i beleved that boys "cocks" (willies) were all slimy so that there hands got all wet and slimy whn then peed ;o
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought the Boogie Man was made of boogers-all green and slimy.— Boo
- I thought that boys' bikes had cross bars on them so they could lay their willies on it as they cycled.— Anne, Edinburgh
- i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies— Helen W
- When i was younger i believed that a cat was a girl and dogs were boys.Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon