In Stereophonics' "Have a Nice Day" I was convinced Kelly Jones was telling everyone to "Have a drink of cheese". I'm still not entirely sure what it is!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- I used to believe when barbie kissed ken a kelly would come out— !!!!!!! loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon