I thought that masturbating was when you saw a boys private parts!!! LOL
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- When I was little I thought girls had "man parts" as well, but it just took longer for them to grow.— person