When i was six, my friend and i would play "father and daughter" (i was the daughter, he was the father). One time he said "daughter, go have sex or something!" i looked at him, confused, and said "six?"
"no, sex" he said. when i asked what it was, he said its when a mom and a dad suck on each others private parts to make babies. I was the youngest of 3, so i thought my mom and dad sucked on each other 3 times.
A childhood belief about sex

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