Whenever my mother and I were driving home she would make whining noises that she pretended were the road we lived on asking me to make it breakfast. No matter what time of day it was I would pretend to make toast and orange juice and bacon and then throw it out the back window. For some reason I wound up thinking that bacon was called cheltenham because that was the name of the road I lived on.
A childhood belief about in the street

others believed things like this
- When I was very little, I used to believe that bacon came from the tail of a pig because it was curly!!— Audrey
- My dad used to tell me that "smoked" bacon came from pigs that had been fed on a diet of kippers !!!— Tony . Newcastle on Tyne
- when i was little i thought pigs ate only tomatoes because bacon and ham was red when cooked.Anon
- When i was little, i thought that pig latin came from pigs. I was so frightned to eat bacon afterwords :S— Juber
- My brother believed that bacon(his favorite food) was from horses. — Jenn
- when i was about three i suddenly realized where bacon comes from....from unborn pigs eggs of course— planetnewbs