When I was young I used to think a prostitue was someone that gives you good deals, when I was out shopping I got alot of candy for a sweet deal and turned round to the man and said "Your the best Prostitute ever!" As I left the shop many people looked at me...
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When there was an advert for a "3 peice suite" i thought it was a shop selling 3 P Sweet's!!!— Kate Parker
- I thought that the barber sign meant candy because I thought it looked like a candy cane.Anon
- I used to believe clouds became cotton candy at sunset because they turned pink— amme
- I used to believe when I was young that Poland was made entirely of candy.— Jenn
- I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.Anon
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon