Dresden Dolls - Thirty Wacks
I swear I kept hearing, 'Get hit with a chicken for loitering.' but it turns out to be a far more normal 'Ticket for Loitering.'
I prefer my version :)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a "No Loitering" sign was "No Littering", inexplicably spelled with a Brooklyn accent.— erin
- Until i was about 6, i used to believe that when the police gave you a ticket, it was a ticket to the movies!— mari
- I used to believe that if you buried a chicken bone in the backyard it would grow a chickenAnon
- When I caught chicken pox, I thought it was down to me eating too much chicken.— Helen
- I used to believe that all meats were chicken. I called everything chicken. :)— Girlfloyd
- I thought that eating chicken gave me muscles (chicken and muscles sound the same in Mandarin).— NG