When i was 5 i use to beleive that if you held your nose while squirting Easy Cheese in your mouth it would come out your ears.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if I held in a sneeze, my ears would turn inside out.— Lori
- I used to beleive that if I picked my nose the boogie monster would visit me in the night + torture me— gingalinga
- i used to beleive that if you chewed gum it woul give you warts in your mouth my sister told me this— sunney jim of the pearl
- I used to believe that the "shark mouth" nose art painted on military planes was to scare enemy pilots away.Anon
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige