i thought that at church when people said "peace be with you" they were saying "cheese be with you," and i thought "hosanna on high" was "lasagna on high."
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the sky was full of dead people and I would see them if I went high enough— Maria
- i once thought that if you jumped high enough in the air, you'd get stuck!Anon
- I thought that wars had to last four years... just like high school and college.— A. Falk
- Until I was in High School, I really thought that the "underground railroad" was under the ground.— S
- Until junior high school, I thought Monty Python was a wrestler.— Jamie
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon