When I was in kindergarten i used to think the pledge went like this:
I pledge (likt the cleaner) alegence
to the flag
of the united stars of america
and to the public
of witch (like the halloween witch) it stands
one napkin
under God
invisible
with libbily and justice for all.
weird huh?
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I thought the Pledge of Allegiance was "to the United Steaks of America," and that we were saying it to cows.— bessy
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- I used to believe it was illegal to not recite the pledge at school. Anon
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to think it was the United STEAKS of America and that cows must be really important in the U.S.— Jake
- I used to believe that if it was raining and the sun is outside it's because a witch was getting married.— Jessica