When my son was 7 he asked about the "big Q-TIP" in the Drs office. I had to explain that it was for women to get checked in their privates for cancer. He looked concerned for a second then loudly exclaimed "OW". I then realized that he thought women had only 2 holes like boys and so I told him we have 3. 1 to poop from, 1 to pee from, and 1 to have babies from. He digested that information for a minute then asked "do you think dad knows?" After almost wrecking the car I was driving from laughing so hard he looked at me and said " I am glad you told me cause I would hate to be having sex and slip and she looks at me and says 'WHAT are you doing?'" Had to pull over after that.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe that Labor Day was when all women had their babies!— Taralyn
- When my sister was little, she believed that women had babies and men had poodles!— Sarah P
- I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.— Emily
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- when i was 10 years old i believed that women who had twin babies had slept with 2 menAnon