My family has owned a condo for my whole life and one time we were going to visit there my little brother told our teachers that we were going to our condom.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- I used to believe that banks were owned by rich people who gave away their money.— Lyssa
- I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24. — LJ