When I was in the special needs unit at my school in year 2 in 1996, there was also another girl in year 4 who always caused quite a bit of a stir-up and was always getting into trouble. Quite often when she did something wrong, the special needs teacher would say "I'll kill her!", and I was wondering where the gun was. I told my parents that this teacher was going to kill this girl, and they said that it was only sarcasm. I wouldn't think that she'd kill anyone now, she was a very lovely lady.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school. — Max
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that roaches were aliens because it was hard to kill them. I'm still not so sure I was wrong.— Dev
- I used to believe hickeys could kill you.— ...
- My 3 year old little girl announced after spinning around for ages that she was 'feeing guilty' :-)— Adam
- That God was always watching you, and if you were naughty he would kill you— Alex