Before i stopped listening to her music, i thought Avril Lavigne's Moble where it said "I'm a Mobile!" I thought it said "I'm a moron!" I asked my cousin (who at the time was anti-avril) why she thought she was a moron, and she said that it was mobile, not moron, even though she WAS a moron.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Not me but my classmate. He thought that stereotyping was listening to the stereo.Anon
- When I was a child, I thought that the Heavy Metal was Satanic music.Anon
- When the police are talking about "rap sheets," I thought that the criminals were making rap music.Anon
- My cousin, who's my age always thought there were two n's in the alphabet. 'l-m-N-o-p' and 'w-x-y-N-z'— Ashley
- I have a cousin who thought he could run faster when he got new shoes .. Anon
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon