When I was little I asked my dad were spam came from and he playfully told me it came from birds and they would run around yelling spam. So up until I turned eight. I believed in Spam Birds.
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror
- My great-grandfather firmly believed, and had me convinced, that SPAM was mouse meat. — texasblue
- My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM — Suzanne
- I used to think for a very long time, that spam was left over animal parts with salt.— Ebony
- when I was little I was afraid of flies until mom told me they were baby birds!— Lisa
- My dad told me that the reason Birds didn't get electrocuted on overhead wire was they had rubber feet!!— Derricki