You know how when you buy new clothes, the sales tag is attached by this plastic thing, with one side that looks like a T? Well I used to cut that plastic thing in half and touch my sister's arm with it while making a "sssssssssssss" sound because I thought I was sucking out her juice. I called it a "general expexpius".
A childhood belief about special powers

others believed things like this
- I used to think that doctors added plastic to your face in plastic surgery.— caro
- I used to think that plastic surgery actually involved using plastic.
— JohnJ - I used to believe that plastic surgery was done with plastic knives.— Vicki J.
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- That at meetings adults sat on plastic chairs surrounding a large piece of meatAnon