Although the lyrics to B*witched's C'e Lai Ve (or whatever it is) are "Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do anything, C'e Lai Ve!" I still am obsessed with the words being "Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do anyhting, celery!". Well, mine are better :) lol
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to believe that belly buttons were for putting the salt in while you were eating celery in bed.— David T
- I had an uncle that told me that we had belly buttons for putting salt in while we ate celery in bed.— ainmama2001
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.— rick