When I was in Kindergarten I had come home one day yelling,"mommy mommy Sapir(my friend) said the f word. My mom said,"what did she say" and I said,"Sapir said stupid".
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was young, I said to my mom, "Mommy, make the sun go down!"Anon
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- I told my son that he used to be in my tummy when he was 4. So he asked me," Mommy why did you swollow me?"
— Christopher's mom - Don't Laugh Guys But I Used To Believe Mommy Layed An Egg And Then I Was Born— KellGirl
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon