In church we'd say the Nicene Creed, and whenever we'd say 'On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures' I thought the words were 'in the filming of the scriptures.' I imagined the disciples watching a movie - a film - of Jesus coming back to life, with one of them in the back of the room running the projector.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jesus' disciples rode motorcycles. It just sounded like the name of a biker group.— James McGee
- I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.— gregg
- I used to believe that echos were actually the sound going completely around the world and coming back to you.— kyle
- When I was child I used to believe the future going to be similar like in the film Back to the future part 2 — Frankie
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot