My daughter told me last year, at age 14, that when she was younger she thought the lyrics to "Winter Wonderland" were....... "Later on we'll EXPIRE, as we dream by the fire...."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that when winter came and it snowed the grass just died or went away for the winter.— Chris
- I used to think that life was all a dream and one day i would wake up like a 75 year old woman.( who knows?)— 8 with wrinkles
- My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon
- when my daughter was much younger she used to beleive there was nothing but hair in her headAnon
- I used to think that everything involving the name Alice had to be Wonderland or Looking Glass related.Anon