By the time I was 5, I had figured out that in order to produce a baby the "daddy parts" somehow had to touch the "mommy parts". I was very confused as to how this occurred though, as I believed that the daddy and the mommy had to lie down on the floor butt to butt, and that this action would trigger the "baby making switch". Furthermore, I thought the "daddy parts" were pointy like a knife, but with a bee stinger at the end...that was how I rationalized the strange noises I sometimes heard from my parents' room at night.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- I used to believe that when I heard noises from my parents room at night, they were praying. — Jugabamos
- When I was little I believed that boogers were parts of my brain that got used up.Anon
- I used to think for a very long time, that spam was left over animal parts with salt.— Ebony
- When I was little I thought girls had "man parts" as well, but it just took longer for them to grow.— person