I used to believe that men with ponytails were both male and famale.
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- i used to believe a dog was the male version of a cat.Anon
- I used to believe that male hamsters just had very big bottoms.— Karen
- I used to think that turkeys were male chickens. Don't know why, but I did.— Felicia
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar