When he was little, my dad used to think that farts were laughing gas; because whenever you farted, people laughed!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted— Rainbow
- When I was little I used to believe that people laughed in different languages...— Jessica Louise
- i used to ask my mom how people laughed in diferent languages!Anon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh