When I was little, I asked my dad why I had a belly button. He said that it was how mommy fed me when I was really little. Not realizing that this was before I was born (and that it was from my umbilical cord), I was confused. Then I noticed that my mom had one too, and so I thought that before I learned to eat real food, my mom lied on her back, and put me on her tummy, being sure to line up our belly buttons, and put the food from her tummy straight into mine!
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- That the belly button was the place where babies where born from.Anon
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.— boys and toilets
- I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons — kels
- that bunnies came out of belly buttonsAnon
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy