I used to believe that Donna Summers wasn't singing "She works hard for the money," but rather "she was hot for the money." Yeah. I used to think that the song was about a gold digger.....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.Anon
- I used to belive that if you went up to an ATM it would just give you money out that is not your own money.Anon
- I used to believe that you had to "buy" your job. The more money you paid, the better the job. — Duke
- i believe that using gold give electric shock at the time of lightning.so i didnot wear gold when rain starts.— asi18
- When I was kid I used to believe that I had to earn enough money to have one of everything that existed.Anon
- I used to think that money from ATM machines were free :p— qwerty